Dale Gribble

Dale Gribble is probably the second best character on King of the Hill. He has a wife (Whome some sick fucks believe to be hot) Nancy Gribble, and an alien-pod-bot known as Joseph Gribble. As Hank's neighbor and friend he causes an untold amount of problems for Hank all while harassing him with psychotic conspiracy theories. He is an extremely dangerous, yet incompetent, individual who has access to a large array of guns, poison gas, explosive devices, and surveillance equipment. He also has a few people who are willing to work for him. He is dangerously insane and refuses to listen to the government but obeys the news stations. To put it simply: He's your average American Fox News viewer. Criticizes the government while being proud of it. Truly a dangerous, but awesome, individual.