Hank Hill

Hank Hiill's a pretty cool guy. He likes tools and propane. He's pretty humble too. Hank Hill has a wife, Peggy (She's a smug bitch) and a son, Bobby (Fat, gay, and annoying? You bet.). His wife's illegitimate daughter, Luanne Platter, lives with them as well (She is the definition of un-smart). These people, along with his neighbors, co-workers, boss, father, and anyone but Hank, are the source of every single problem hank must solve. Not the majority, no, every single problem. Hank has never done anything wrong, never done anything bad, yet everyone he knows requests his assistance because they're too lazy/fat/stupid/crazy/smug to do anything about it. Why are all these people such assholes?

Early Life
Hank Hill was abused as a child, physically, mentally and emotionally, by his dad Cotton Hill. His mom just sort of sat in the corner, not bothering to stop Cotton, probably because she was high or something. Hank played on the football team in high-school and did some pretty cool stuff. After high-school he got a job with Strickland Propane and learned how to cope with douche bag bosses and boring co-workers. After putting up with their bull-shit for a few years he discovered his catch-phrase "Bwah" and "I'm gonna kick your ass!".

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