Stock Market

'''BUY ALL THE FUCKING STOCK YOU CAN RIGHT NOW! TRUST ME I'M A PROFESSIONAL, I'VE BEEN PLAYING STOCKS FOR 30 YEARS SO I OBVIOUSLY CAN STOCK BETTER THAN YOU! GRRAAAARGH I MAKE SO MUCH STOCK MONEY THAT I CAN'T PAY THE BILLS SO I JUST GO ON TV TO HELP PEOPLE MAKE LESS MONEY AND STOCK BETTER BY NOT MAKING GOOD STOCK DECISIONS! DON'T FORGET TO INVEST IN CIRCUIT CITY KIDS!'''